she was sitting there(she wasn't wearing glasses)

she thinks of all the things not to write. of a headache she doesn't have.

"are you trying to tell me, you think men have a bigger brain than women?"
"no! but, i mean..scientifically they do. but it's not about that..."
"are you fucking kidding me?"

nope. they never kid. even if they laugh it off, kiss your hand, and/or shed a tear when you leave.